yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
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It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
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the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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