Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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