Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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