I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
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Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
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It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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