fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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