brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Jerry, you need to find god
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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