I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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