why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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