i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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