Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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