How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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