How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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