So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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