I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
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She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I would ride that face into the sunset
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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