In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
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He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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