I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
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I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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Dear god my vagina.
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