office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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