She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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