so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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