that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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