yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
my shit smells like andre
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I think my moral compass just broke
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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