Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
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cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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