dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
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Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
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So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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