That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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