Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
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