i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
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