I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
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it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
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i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Help. Why am I so naked?
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