just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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