Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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