I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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