Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
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chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
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I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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