i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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