You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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