I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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