My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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