She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
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