Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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