hotel room ftw
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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