I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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