are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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