really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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