I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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