We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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