The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Is it because I queefed?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I didn't notice because vodka
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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