I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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