She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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