Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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