Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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