I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
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She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
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Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
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