how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
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hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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