Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
is it fun? or sober?
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