Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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