You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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