watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i used baking grease as lip gloss
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
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Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
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I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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