Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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