it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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